What is Word Play?
Participate in Word Play @ Algonquin Challenge
You have probably seen examples of word play. You take a word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and then supplying a new definition. The following examples are a few of this year’s winners from the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational:
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido: All talk and no action
Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Here’s our challenge to you. Can you come up with a new word?
Special bonus points will be awarded to words that relate to college life!
Send your new words to livelaughlearn@algonquincollege.com . The favourite pick of the committee will be awarded a prize from Live, Laugh, Learn.